1) The result when you work an average of eight hours a day in the Philippines sun with your face and forearms uncovered but with your legs completely hidden for more than a year.
2) Say what ya like about the Catholics, but they know how to build a church :P
3) My stud of a companion, Elder Macalaguim!
4) The cemeteries here in the philies do it sepulcher style. They actually have a two day holiday here in the philies where everyone, and I mean EVERYONE just deserts the cities and camps out a the graveyards in family groups with their dead ancestors, called saints day and all souls day.
5) Say yest to God and no to drugs :P I chuckled a bit at this one today.